Disclaimer: The content on this page is intended as satire and should not be taken as tax advice. Always file your taxes properly and consult with a qualified tax professional regarding your specific situation. Failure to do so may result in penalties, interest, or other consequences.

If you’re reading this, it means you pressed the “DO NOTHING” Button! So now, we’re get to explore the wonderful world of another year without change!

Tax season stress, negligent support, and tax overpayments have become the norm. And why stop now?!

I mean, what’s so great about “peaceful tax seasons” with a “licensed accountant” who “went to school” so they can “help you grow” and “save money on taxes”?

HA! Yawn! Who needs all that mental and financial clarity?

Let’s explore the most popular paths towards stress at tax time, missing deadlines, and so much more.

A worried couple with a baby looking stressed at bills and documents on a table in a dimly lit room.

How to Screw up Your Taxes - Three Tried and True Methods

  • A man sitting at a desk in front of a laptop, pinching the bridge of his nose with his eyes closed, appearing stressed or frustrated.

    Do it Yourself

    Filling out tax returns is fun! It just takes forever, it’s stressful, and you’re responsible for errors. All you have to do is download a cookie cutter software to manage your unique tax situation! Answer the wrong questions, and file the wrong tax tax return, all from the comfort of your home! There’s no surer way to make tax battles a part of your everyday life than self-preparation of your tax returns. So what are you waiting for?

    Or Book and Appointment With a CPA
  • Three people having an intense discussion at a table, with a woman in the middle appearing confused or questioning, and a man on her right gesturing as if explaining.

    Price Shop

    Who doesn’t love overspending on taxes? Well when you hire the lowest bidder for your tax return, you ensure that you get the unqualified support that you’ve been looking for. You don’t need an accountant who actually knows how to legally reduce your taxes! You need someone to do your taxes cheap so you can continue overpaying Uncle Sam. They say that taxes are the most expensive thing in life. Well here’s to not doing anything about it! Cause we’d all rather save $500 on accounting than $5,000 in taxes… right?

    Or Book a Call with a CPA
  • A family gathered at a kitchen table with food, appearing in a tense argument, with one woman gesturing and another man looking stressed.

    Give Up

    You know what? Why do your taxes anyway? They say that willful failure to file a tax return is a “federal crime”, but it’s hard to find a tax pro that can do it well! I mean, 75% of CPAs are at retirement age at this point, so why even bother looking for the rare someone that can actually help take the stress out of your life and guide you through tax season? Good luck finding that guy! You think you can just press the “Book an Appointment” button on this website and schedule a call with a CPA just like that! Well… why haven’t you done it yet?

    Book an Appointment
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I’m teasing a bit, but seriously, doing your taxes well is important, and you’re very close to making it happen.

You don’t need to do it alone.

You don’t need to settle for poor support.

And you don’t need to give up.

Book a call now to find the tax savings and peace of mind you’ve been looking for.